This game seriously stinks on a phone browser or any display that's not very wide. You might want to try a computer or maybe a tablet in landscape mode.
If you're seeing this, I did something that broke the JavaScript. I'm probably editing the file in production.
Don't ever edit files in prod, kids. Reload in a few seconds and I'll have fixed it.
Top score: 0
Dev Job Simulator
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Stress
Boredom
Incredulity
Mental exhaustion
Workload
Coffee
Doughnut
Verbal praise
Productivity
Life satisfaction
You get to work, get to your cube, and try to get some solid work done.
All stats are holding steady-ish at 50%. Not too shabby for start of the day.
PAUSE